Vile Horrendous Tee

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The Legend Lives On
A tale of poor hygiene, betrayal, and redemption.

This isn't some flimsy undershirt meant to be hidden. This is a premium heavyweight tee with a structured fit designed to hide the evidence of last night's mistakes.

Built from durable ring-spun cotton, it’s sturdy enough to survive front row at a full-blown heat show, yet surprisingly soft enough to pass out in afterward. It offers a classy, regular fit that says, "I may be vile, but I appreciate quality construction."

Available in symbolic shades:

Yellow: For when you’re feeling like number one.

Green: You already know why.

White: For when you need something extra absorbent.

The Details:
The Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton for softness (Note: Charcoal/Carbon colors are a 60% cotton/40% poly blend).
The Fit: Structured regular fit with side-seamed construction, so it won't twist on you in the pit.
The Finish: Durable 1x1 rib collar with sophisticated single-needle edge stitching.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!