Vile Horrendous Hoodie

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The Legend Lives On
A tale of poor hygiene, betrayal, and redemption.

This garment-dyed hoodie wraps you up cozier than a pair of sweat-soaked dungarees on a summer day. It features a relaxed fit and that perfectly worn-in look, making it ready for whatever chaos you're walking into.

With a 100% ring-spun cotton face, it’s soft enough for a bourbon chicken lunch at the food court, but heavyweight enough to survive a full-blown heat show.

Available in three symbolic shades:

White: For the freshly wiped.

Grey: For the goth phase you entered midlife.

Green: You already know why.

The Details:

80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester

Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)

100% ring-spun cotton face

Relaxed fit

Color-matching flat drawcord

Front pouch pocket
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!