The Compliance Tank
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The Compliance Tank
A story of ambition, confusion, and very impressive appearance fees.
This isn’t a throwaway tank you grab at a gas station on the way to a gig. This is a heavyweight, garment-dyed classic built for people who watched the whole Retadhded situation unfold in real time..
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and dyed with salt-free pigments, it arrives already feeling like a veteran of big stages, long flights, and contract clauses you’re not supposed to joke about. The relaxed, tubular fit has no side seams.. perfect for anyone who wants to stay comfortable while politely pretending not to have an opinion.
The Retadh Comedy Festival logo sits front and center, a respectful tribute to a moment in comedy history when the internet united for the first (and last) time to say, “Wait… what?”
Wear it as a conversation starter.
Or as a conversation ender.
Either works.
The Details:
The Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
The Feel: Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a soft, lived-in vibe
The Fit: Relaxed, tubular construction — no side seams, no nonsense
The Weight: 6.1 oz./yd² (206.8 g/m²) — sturdy enough to survive a festival, soft enough to nap through the discourse
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isn’t a throwaway tank you grab at a gas station on the way to a gig. This is a heavyweight, garment-dyed classic built for people who watched the whole Retadhded situation unfold in real time..
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and dyed with salt-free pigments, it arrives already feeling like a veteran of big stages, long flights, and contract clauses you’re not supposed to joke about. The relaxed, tubular fit has no side seams.. perfect for anyone who wants to stay comfortable while politely pretending not to have an opinion.
The Retadh Comedy Festival logo sits front and center, a respectful tribute to a moment in comedy history when the internet united for the first (and last) time to say, “Wait… what?”
Wear it as a conversation starter.
Or as a conversation ender.
Either works.
The Details:
The Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
The Feel: Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a soft, lived-in vibe
The Fit: Relaxed, tubular construction — no side seams, no nonsense
The Weight: 6.1 oz./yd² (206.8 g/m²) — sturdy enough to survive a festival, soft enough to nap through the discourse
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!